Game: Be As Unhelpful As Possible

[Envoia]

How to play:
1. Respond to the previous question in the most unhelpful way possible.
2. Type your question afterwards.
3. Have fun!

Example:

Spoiler

User 1:
Q:

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Why do cats hate water?

Player 2:
A:

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Because water is wet
Q:

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How do I cook an egg?

To start this game off:

Q:

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How do I open a door?

 

[FateKid]

How do I open a door?

A:

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Take off the hinges

Q:

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How do you drive a car?

 

[Envoia]

Q:

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How do you drive a car?

A:

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Sitting backwards with your eyes closed

Q:

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What's the best cure for a hangover?

 

[Frawg]

A:

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Sitting backwards with your eyes closed

Q:

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What's the best cure for a hangover?

A:

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You're going to want to take a capsule of acetaminophen, some salt, and a little bit of isopropyl in a cup and drink it all then avoid all liquids and foods for the next 24 hours.

Q:

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What your best advice on gambling?

 

[LaughingMuffin]

A:

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You're going to want to take a capsule of acetaminophen, some salt, and a little bit of isopropyl in a cup and drink it all then avoid all liquids and foods for the next 24 hours.

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What your best advice on gambling?

A:

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Crossing the road can be considered a gamble in Japan, you get hit "unlucky, accident trauma but you got Isekai-ed... maybe" or you don't "keep living your life alongside your gambling addiction".


Q:

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Why can we say that birds fly in the sky and not that whales fly in the water ?