The Poisonous Potatoes eat away at my flesh.

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The Poisonous Potatoes eat away at my flesh.

  • Why is the poisonous potato dimension comprised of floating islands? Potatoes are of the earth, not the sky.


  • Grappling hooks, turret blocks, flying machine blocks that place midair, is the complexity of these items normal for an April fools update? Am I simply biased?


  • Are these simply jokes and I'm looking too deep into it? April fools updates have been used in the past to test things that would later be implemented, no?


  • It's Minecraft's 15 year anniversary.


  • They said last year that they were planning something big for this occasion.


  • This is the only time an April fools update has reused an end portal instead of a nether portal, as far as I'm aware. At the very least, it's been a while.


  • How many places naturally exist in Minecraft where flying machines and grappling hooks could be considered useful?


  • How much of this is real and how much of this is simply piles of rotten starch?


  • This is just


  • The v̨̗̦̯͛ͫ҉̢o̧̠͉̕̕ḯ̡͍̖̪͙͜͞d̨̗̬͆͜͟͢ eats̬̓̏̒̀͢͡ away at my flesh.

  • nothing. Nothing at all.


  • It's probably not healthy to think about these kinds of things so much.


  • In fact, I'd bet it's just as healthy as one of these crusty potatoes here.


  • So, how about we just sit back, relax, and enjoy all the weird stuff this funny little update has to offer?
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