Ducky Jokes

[Lil Putin Baby]

tell me a joke

 

[FateKid]

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, bartender says
“sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

 

[Lil Putin Baby]

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, bartender says
“sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

haha

 

[Bees?]

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender promptly calls animal control and the horse is returned to his handler.

 

[Lil Putin Baby]

Hitler: I will be an artist
Arts University: No
World War 2 happens

 

[FateKid]

Hitler: I will be an artist
Arts University: No
World War 2 happens

Not wrong, that's for sure

 

[Bees?]

Putin: I want a big PP
God: no
Wolrd War 3 happens

 

[lukasflexyyy]

I've gone completely deaf – never thought I'd hear myself say that.

 

[faddox04]

A chick breathed through his *** one day he sat down and died

 

[lukasflexyyy]

A chick breathed through his *** one day he sat down and died

Hahahahaha true I have two chicken .... why do you know that

 

[PeepoHappy]

What do you call a black astronaut?

Spoiler: Answer

An astronaut...

 

[FateKid]

What do you call a black astronaut?

Spoiler: Answer

An astronaut...

LOL!

Q: What do you call a pile of cats?

Spoiler: ANSWER

A: A meow-tain.

 

[wjwhhh]

一匹马走进一家酒吧，酒保立即呼叫动物控制中心，然后将马归还给他的驯养员。

Hhhhhhh,its cold

 

[FateKid]

Hahahahaha true I have two chicken .... why do you know that

Because chicken?